All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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