worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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