Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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