I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize