you have to choose: penises or morals?
Four minutes until I can fart!
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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