eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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