I can't breathe out the right side of my face
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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