Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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