all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I FOUND THE LEGS
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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