This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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