At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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