Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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