haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
