I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
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