i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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