I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
So. Much. Porn.
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