so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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