Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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