i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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