found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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