Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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