I need to stop coming to work sober
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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