You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Randomize
