Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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