Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
