Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
My hand turned me down
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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