that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I AM VODKA MAN
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
