OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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