So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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