i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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