Christians are straight up FREAKS
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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