it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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