I want to walk on stilts...naked
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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