What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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