It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
420 ftw
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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