Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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