It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize