i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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