went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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