I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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