p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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