Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I can text with my tongue
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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