I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
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