if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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