Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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