Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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