nut hugger
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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