im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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