I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I need to calm my uterus...
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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