therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
