Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
dude. I can hear the air.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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