She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
that may or may not have been my penis.
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