He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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